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CLASSIC STOREYS
These storeys are just assorted ones from the last year or so I can't put any dates to them accept for the great New Zealand New Years Bash.
THE GREAT NEW ZEALAND NEW YEARS BASH
This was a very good new years on the drinking front. 9 of us decided to go to central Otago for new years as we had been to Arrowtown the year before (this place sucks for new years the camp is run by nazis!!!!) We decided to go to Wanaka. Wanaka was booked out so we went to Glendu bay which is 10kms out of Wanaka. But this was by no means a bad thing. We took 2 cars and a trailer. The this was because we were taking a bit of piss. On the first night we had in total one 20 Litre barrel of Homemade Spirits @ 54% alcohol volume. Around 15 bottles of the stuff, and I reckon about 10 24 packs + 5 or so 12 packs. The beer we drank was DB Draught.
We set a limit on oursleves we weren't allowed to start the barrel till the bottles were finished. We had finished all but 3 of the bottles in 4 days. By this time we had 2 others helping drink the spirits now. We went home with around 7-8 Litres. All the beer was finished in 5 days so we had to by more this was when we started buying Canturbury Draught seeing we're from Invercargill it was a novelty seeing so much of the stuff at the same price as the other beers, So a number of 24 packs were brought, One day we brought so much it would have better just to get a 50 Litre keg!!!! I am proud to say I had the first spew up there due to our crazy version of red or black. If you got it right you nominated someone to drink, if you get it wrong you drink, but instead of the play just sitting on you it passes to the next player this makes for a faster game (when theres 9 players). I managed to do only 12 beers in an 1.5 hrs but seeing i can't skull this makes be a bad contender for drinking games.
We had many a laugh with giving the odd shot of homemade bourbon to people who thought they could handle strong spirits!!!!!!
Theres no rest for the wicked and on new years it started off at 8 in the morning with the brutal game diamonds, I was still a bit drunk while i was dealing for the players cos of alot of Bourbon consumed the night before!!!! Ouzo that early in the morning makes for a great time had by all!!!!!
By about lunch time Matt was out, he was leaning against a tree hurling abuse at people. and but in a nice sort of drunkin way!!! News Years for me and a few others sucked due to lack of drink ( The Polici tipped out 3 bottles of bourbon)
Fuck it I think you understand the New years story by now so lets go on to someting new.
The Shaving Incident.
One day we were sitting around drinking when Shannon decided he wanted to shave his cheat. So he got his crappy clippers and started going. Next thing you know hes pulled his pants down and started to work on the jewels. The only reason he stopped was when he a got a we cut ohhhhh that hadda hurt. What was even funnier was when his flatmate got home from work and he started to shave him to!!!!!!
The Naked on the lawn thing:
On one of the many occasions of getting drunk on the lawn. All hell broke loose when Shannon (whats with him and nakedness) Pulled his pants down and started attacking people with a pole!!!! His girlfreind yelled at him to stop but well he doesn't remember so it didn't happen.
THE INTERNATIONAL LARGAR NIGHT: This was a great night, 4 of us decided to go out to a local pub but it was so packed because of the rugby we couldn't be fucked. So we cruised to Liquorland and brought $137 worth of beer and spirits!!!! The cheapeest beer we had was 12 Heiniken, We had Kronnenburg, Some dutch beer, Some german beers, Carlton Gold, Desparadoes (Tequilla and Beer) A small bottle of Drambuie, and a small bottle of Chartuse. This was a great night after 3 beers we felt better than we usually would, so started having shots after every beer. This was a good move in the drunken ways, I don't really know what happened that night but I can say that at the start it was only the drinkers, during the middle there was visters, and at the end it was only the drinkers again!!!!!! Depth Charges rule they were the deciding factor in what mothered us -Drambuie shots in beer!!!!! All good!!!!