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THE DRINKING RULES AND REGULATIONS
This is where you will find out some interesting laws on drinking.
Never ever leave a can with beer in it if you can't drink it all pass it on to someone who can
If you find a can with beer in it and you've run out of your own drink it you save money by not going to the pub or as above pass it to one who can.
Let Drunken logic prevail it is always a good thing that trip to the pub is always fun
Never let someone who is sober try and stop you going to the pub to save your money this is easyly fixed by shoving them into the nearest wall.
NEVER EVER pass down free drink unless it something that you really can't drink say a real sweet drink but you sholud try and drink it anyway!!!!
He always needs another drink.
If the man says he wants anotther drink give it to him.
Never let the women stop you from giving him another drink.
If some sap is getting you your beers from the fridge always say thanks so he keeps getting them.
Never hassle someone for spewing it just means they're having a good night.
Try to remember to have a good feed before drinking, followed buy a quick walk this will always fire you up to drink.
Try and remember that it is a good idea to have some water before going to bed to stop the hangover.
Hangovers are a myth made up buy the makers of berocca and energy drinks so you buy their products.
If you do feel bad in the morning get up and have a walk and occupy yourself.
If you do feel quite bad and being sick makes you feel instantly better, have beer on toast but have a bucket handy!!!!