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CRAZY DRUNKEN STORIES!!!!!!
This is where I will be teeling you the reader all about my crazy storys, I will try not to exaggurate them much but I will be very drunk when it happens so it may tend to happen.
I will be updating this section if my weekend is good enough and believe me a lot of them are so there'll be heaps o drunken storys!!!!!!
Friday 28 May 1999: We originaly had the plan to watch NZ play Pakistan but that would invovle not drinking till 9.40 pm!!! So we gave up on that idea and started at 7 instead. We had a feed of fetichini and mince after the last weeks feed of rice we decided not to have that. It wasn't a great night at all i'm very pissed of with it to tell the truth but well after a good run of good nights it was bound to happen. It didn't help by Dean feeling sick, this was proven when he had a 600ml beer bong and after about 5 minutes had to be sick, the next day the fetichini was all over the ground!!!! Hopefully this fridayturn out good.
Friday 21 May 1999: Seeing as one of my usual drinking buddys wasn't able to come the last weekend we made a night of it. We had a shit load of beer to drink and we went to it. To make sure we had a decent feed we made up some leftovers this was curried rice and sauages (this becomes apprant later!!). We had around 13 each of the beer that is the king of beers DB. After a quiet beer we moved to the balcony to have a not so quiet 600ml Beer bong. This set the tone for the night with only a coiuple of guilps taken out of each beer before it went down the bong. Somehow we aquired alot more beer i don't no how so lets not dwell on that miricle. While we were sitting on the balcony we had the music blasting Pumping out MachineHead and Korn and Deftones. There was a fire alarm but we couldn't hear it!!!!! So when we got outside trhere was about 30-50 people gathered around and there were only 3 of us that were drunk!!!! But a beerbong was done by Dean in front of everyone but they didn't see the best part after everyone left he started to do a wee bit of spewing. But he still continued to drink so that was good. When we ran out of beer we somehow got some cheap Vodka of someone. I really hate shit spirits 23%@ 62% alcohol Volume = SHIT. But I had real big shot this on top of i reckon 18 beers mostly beer bonged, I had to do a dash to the toilets but they were both in use so I had to run to the balcony the only problem is I had to run through Deans room and I tripped and the spew started to come out but I kept going and got to the balcony!!!!!! I had to go and tell dean the bad news and kept saying sorry, but he didn't care he went and got a vacum cleaner and started to clean what a guy thanks dean!!!!! But that wasn't the end of the night we filled a jar with the cheap vodka and started to drink. After a while Dean and Marcel dissappeared and i was left alone so I had to go to bed. The fun wasn't over in the morning Marcell awoke to find some spew on his blankets he was a bit pissed off but got up and had a shower when he got back he realised what else he had done, he had got up and yacked all over his desk during the night ,all over his course notes Haha marcel you funny guy.
Friday 14 May 1999: This will be remembered as the weekend of the crazy mission!!! On the Friday we started a road trip that was to take us only to Dunedin from Chirstchurch. Minus a few detours to drop of 2 other passangers. Well when we reached Oamaru I decided to ring some of the MOB in invercargill and tell them to go up for Saturday so i could see them. They couldn't cos there were work breakups and there was a ball on. So I said my goodbyes and said i'll catch them later. After a wee while of driving the descion to go all the way to Invercargill to drink with the mob was decided on at the next shitty wee town we brought some beer and then Rang them up and told them to ring everyone and tell them to be ready to drink by 10:30 that night. After some fast driving down the back way. We reached Invercargill and we drank ourselves into a stupor a bit of beer and a lot of Whiskey was downed. All in all a worthwhile journey.
Friday 7 May 1999: That Friday was quite a goody for a while. Deans brother came down so we celebrated the only way we know, BUYING LOTS OF BEER!!!!! This proved to be a good idea because we drank alot started slowly by having a few beers at the flat we then went to the Daily Planet, a local bar and stayed for a few hours and polishing off more than 10 jugs. We then went home and drank one beer then decided lets go to pubs and play pool so we wandered drunkenly through the city until we could find a likely place, we went to the pub with New Zealands longest bar it was fuckin huge is all I can say!!!! But we found no place cool so in town so we went to a local pub where the jugs are cheap and the pool tables crap, it was quite a downer on what looked to be a good night. Not as good as last Friday cos there was no spews but we did have a shit load beer so that made up for it.
Well heres the results from our first weekend after the webpage was created 3 of us put some money together to get a bottle of Ouzo, a 12 pack of Lion Brown and a 12 pack of DB Draught big cans. We were the winners of the day and not rugby !!!!!! We started at the rate of 1 shot then a beer for the first 12 pack, then we started doing doubles of the Ouzo. For some drunken logic reason we decided to crank the beer bong 500ml cans work real well!!!!!! It was after this Marcell entered a world of his own so it was left to me and Dean to finish the rest We then proceded to shoot the rest of the Ouzo doing triples at one stage, Dean was saying Don't make me do it, But when the full shot glass arrieved in his hand there was know stopping him, After that we Beer bonged some more beer and i don't know what happened to the last 2 but I think i drunk them. I also got some of the best drink in the world FREE drink, it may have been cheap vodka but we had ran out of our own all I had to do was explain the art of shoting to 2 girls. I only managed to break one thing and that was the light fitting when i swung the light with what i thought was a playfull tap oh well. Bodycount for the night Me one wee spew, Dean 2 spews one big, and the writing off of Marcell expect some cool pics of him playing hi "kaffa Bat" guitar!!!! He was being a legend and spewing off the 3rd story all credit to him.