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The BEER BONG is a favourite here is one of the Komrades doing a demonstration of the fine art.

This was an easy funnel to make it only cost NZ $6 so anywhere else it will be very cheap. Get one funnel and a piece of tube that fits the end of the funnel and then fill up with beer while your thumb covers the end of the tube hold the tube up so the fluid can't flow up. Make sure the vessel is held above the drinkers head, Remove thumb and insert tube in mouth all in one fluid motion, at most 10 seconds later the once full funnel is in your tummy.

A Variation is to go out and steal a length of hose a round 1m long, get a plastic 2 litre bottle cut a hole in the top and insert the hose, then proceed to hot glue gun the hose firmly in place, leave to set .

Most importantly don't lose the bong cos to keep making them will cost you in the long run!!!!!!!!!

The Shotgun is a fun task in it self to do it you need something that will break through the side of a can, put this hole in the bottom while the can is on its side so you don't lose beer, then put the hole to your lips turn it up right, pull the tab and suck like mad, these aren't quite as good as a beer bong but you will only throw the can away anyway so theres no waste, again expect goddness in a short 10 seconds tops!!!

This best done with big bottles ie 750mls when you open the bottle get another big bottle and with the bottom tap it on top of the hole in a few seconds the beer froths out like a stream into your mouth. It may take a second or two to work you do have enough time to say "fuck you cunt" before it starts frothing after a mate has done it to you.

This is great. all you need is a box of beer and a bottle of spirits. Have a shot then have a beer, then repeat until you run out of one of the drinks. If you only have spirits left shoot it until it is gone, If you only have beer left see beer bong above.